Or hiccoughs if that's how your roll. I was studying for my art history final at the campus cafeteria today and stopped for a lunch break. I bit into my footlong turkey on wheat Subway sandwich and swallowed. I was immediately afflicted with a crazy case of hiccups. I realized at that moment that though I rarely get the hiccups, I do get them EVERY SINGLE TIME I eat a Subway Sandwich, strange huh? I was so confident that this was a testable, repeatable hypothesis that I briefly scoured the net to see if I was alone. It turns out I am not, though I am the first one to make the connection
From a chatroom thread titled "What did you have for lunch today?":
"A subway sandwich and a sprite (It gave me the hiccups)"
From a thread discussing a video of a girl with terrible hiccups:
i remember a teacher told me along time ago that you couldnt have hiccups for a very long period of time like years and $hit. and then i saw some story on some dude who still has hiccups after eating a large subway sandwich
And finally, I staged a google fight between subway sandwich and hiccups and guess who won? You guessed it......Subway sandwich, proving I am right beyond the shadow of a doubt.......it's "science."